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COUGAR ETIQUETTE

COUGAR ETIQUETTE 101: WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN DATING A YOUNGER MAN

July 31, 2013 ‐ By Julia Austin
Cougars are all the rage for men in their twenties through forties (although the latter are kidding themselves—they’re no young cubs). But just what is it about women in the 40 plus group that is such a turn on? You’ll thrive in the game of dating younger men if you can pin that down, and if you can avoid the bad behavior of your fellow 40-plus felines.
DON’T TRY TO DRESS LIKE YOU’RE TWENTY

Trying to dress like you’re half your age makes you look twice your age. You probably don’t have the abs you used to back in the day, so get acquainted with flowy tops. The good news is your girls probably grew with age and maybe a little weight gain elsewhere. Show ‘em off!

DON’T TRY TO KEEP UP WITH POP CULTURE

Play the music you like when he comes over, suggest movies from your youth on movie night, and for goodness sake do not keep up with the Kardashians. One of your cub’s favorite things about you is you’ve got “vintage” style. He wants to know what’s interesting and popular in your age group.

DON’T TRY TO PARTY TOO HARD

Men look for class in cougars. Don’t try to keep up with a young buck by suddenly wanting to go out all throughout the week and drink hard after work. Your body won’t bounce back the same; and if he wanted a party girl, he’d be with one, instead of you.

DON’T MOMMY HIM

Don’t correct his grammar, or fact-check him when he’s engaged in conversation, or wipe his mouth. The last thing he’ll want to do is have sex with someone who reminds him of his mother.

DON’T PAY FOR EVERYTHING

Let him feel like a man and treat you, too. The greatest thing about dating someone younger is that he has so many places to show you that you’d never know about otherwise, and visa versa. So, try this: when you suggest a place, you pay. And when he suggests one, he pays.

DON’T BE TOO BOSSY IN BED

A cub will like that you know what you’re doing. He won’t like if you imply he doesn’t know what he’s doing. If there are certain things you need to happen in bed, present them in a way so it’s fun for both of you, and not just all in service of your big O.

DON’T TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

You’ve had a longer life and inevitably accomplished more than your cub. It’s natural to reference your own history, experiences, victories etc. in conversation, but you have to watch it around a cub. He’s insecure to begin with: don’t provoke that.

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BUT DON’T DOWNPLAY YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Don’t completely stay quiet about what you’ve done! Part of what attracts a young guy to an older woman is all her knowledge and experience about careers, travel, relationships and life in general.When he asks you about your history, don’t be afraid to share.

DON’T GET CATTY AROUND YOUNGER WOMEN

Like a crop top or too much makeup, catty behavior instantly ages you. So long as you see your age as an advantage, so will your cub. But he can smell it the second you feel insecure about your age, and being catty to younger women is the first symptom.

DON’T KNOCK THE YOUNG SPOTS

Your cub is going to take you to places that are too loud, too crowded, too simple, too cheap, too dirty—you name it. But there’s a reason he likes those places. Be open to what that reason may be.

ACCEPT YOUR CURVES

Too many cougars hit the gym obsessively, whittling their bodies down to nothing but bone. That doesnot look good on an older woman. Curves come in beautifully on the 40-plus group. And to a cub, that type of body isn’t a turn off—it’s different and exciting.

DON’T JUDGE HIM

He won’t know as much about money management or interior design or even table manners as you do. His apartment might be messy and his resume might be all botched up. Just remember: so was yours when you were his age.

DON’T HIDE YOUR KIDS!

If you lie about having children or send them away to visit their aunt anytime your cub comes over, everybody will feel guilty. Your guy will feel guilty that your kids have to scram when he’s around, and you’ll feel guilty about hiding your pride and joy!

DON’T DUMP ON MEN YOUR AGE

A younger man wants to feel that you’re approaching the concept of dating younger men from a positive place. He wants to feel that you see what is special about him, and not just how he is the opposite of everybody else you’ve dated. Refrain from complaining about men your age.

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Quotes About Funny

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

 

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
Billy Sunday, Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ
 

 

“Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
 

 

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named “Bush”, “Dick”, and “Colin.” Need I say more?”
Chris Rock
 

 

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Phyllis Diller
 

 

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
Marilyn Monroe
 

 

“What the hell is that?” I laughed.
“It’s my fox hat.”
“Your fox hat?”
“Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.”
“Why are you wearing your fox hat?” I asked.
“Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
John Green, Looking for Alaska

 

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid

 

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
George Carlin
 

 

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
 

My Father’s Friend

 

 

When this incident happened, I was about 16 years old, have not had sex with my father yet, but I was not a virgin.

 

My father and I were alone in our house, when the rest of the family were away for a couple of days; my father had some plans of spending some time with one of his very close friends, at the house, having drinks and playing chess or cards.

 

I gave dad and his friend some services of presenting their drinks and so on; I was informed that dad’s friend will spend the night at our house, in my brother’s room.

 

As they were watching TV, while playing their game, I was in my room, watching TV and browsing the internet making some chats with friends and so on.

 

They were going back and forth to the bathroom as they drank lots of beer and alcohol, when I leave my door cracked, I notice them; they are of almost same age, forties.

 

My bedroom door is located at the corridor which has the bathroom at the end of it, I noticed my dad’s friend walks slowly, noiseless, when he goes to use the bathroom, his eyes peeking inside my bedroom, it did not bother me, I know him very well, he is a little naughty too.

 

A little after midnight, I was in my room, no longer hearing their noises as they were getting partially drunk.

 

I got up, checked on them, my dad was a sleep in his room with his door closed, his friend was asleep too, or looked like he was, the room door was fully open, I came back to my room, put on a porno movie on CD and started watching it.

 

I took off my nighties, I was fully topless, but I had my panties on, getting turned on and horny, watching the porno movie alone, so I had my hand on my tits, while the other hand was under my panties, I took off my panties, became fully naked.

 

I was very horny, my hand was rubbing my tits, pinching my own hard erected nipples, while my other hand was on my pussy, a finger sinking deep in my pussy while the index finger rubbing my hard clit in circles.

 

My eyes were closed , my back arching upward, making some noises as I was masturbating,  I felt I heard some noise, I opened my eyes on the surprise of my dad’s friend standing next to my bed watching me  , his hand was on his, already hard, cock over the pants.

 

I almost fainted of shock, froze, as I was,  about to scream when he put his hand on my mouth asking me to hush, and keep quiet, I was very embarrassed, but he was looking me in the eyes smiling.

 

“How did you get here uncle”, I asked him when he eased his hand from my mouth, as I covered my pussy with one hand, the other hand on my tits.

 

He said, “I wanted to use the bathroom, when I saw your door cracked, with lights on, I came closer, saw you in this state, I could not resist so I just walked in”

 

He continued, “You have grown up so fast Dina, you are so gorgeous, looking like an angle, he put his hand on my tit rubbed it, and pinched my nipple, but I pushed his hand a way.

 

He said “please let me just feel your precious body Dina, I won’t hurt you”, I said, “but my dad is out there, please leave before I scream and call him.

 

He smiled saying “you wouldn’t do it baby, what would an old man, like me, do to someone so precious and gorgeous like you, except enjoy the sight and feels of it?”

 

I begged him to leave me alone, when I felt his hand was going over my tits rubbing and pinching, he put his other hand on my mouth again, begging me to keep quiet,

 

He was using some force to pin me down not to be able to struggle, but he was nice and friendly at the same time.

 

He placed his hand on my pussy this time, pushed my hand away started rubbing my pussy, as I was trying to move his hand a way but I could not.

 

As I felt both of his hands on my body, pussy and tits, I was about to scream when he put his hand on my mouth again, asking me to hush up and be quiet again.

 

But as he did this, his palm was cubing my bare, hairless pussy, while his index finger on my clit, rubbing it in circles, I was feeling more turned on, even loosening up, somehow accepting the situation.

 

Well, I can’t be blamed, I was watching a sex movie, and fully nude, masturbating, then discovered this older, pussy hungry man, rubbing my pussy and tits.

 

I could clearly see his, hard on, under his pants, all of this made me ease up and accept situation, not thinking of what would happen if my father wakes up.

 

I closed my eyes, started moaning, arching my back up, closer to his hand on my pussy, he slowly moved his other hand away from my mouth as he felt me softening and stopping retaliations.

 

He leaned over, kissed me on the lip mumbling how much of a beautiful angle I looked, he was kissing me smoothly and softly on my lips while his hand was still doing its lovely job on my pussy, but much  slower this time.

 

His kissing process was going downwards, ears, back of ears, neck, then to my tits, as he was rubbing my tits, sucking them, and sucking on my nipples one by one, I was moaning louder and louder, enjoying every move he was making.

 

He seemed to like my reaction so far, taking it as a full approval of his act, which actually was in a way.

 

I cannot deny the pleasure I was getting, being spoiled by this older man, treated softly, nicely, and my body being adored, respected the way I like it to be.

 

I decided why not let him spoil me, please me, and enjoy me, it would have been foolish to stop him at that point.

 

His way down wards was going so slow, as he was at my belly rubbing, kissing and manipulating my body, adoring it, my belly button got so much attention from him.

 

After every move of his tongue and fingers on my body, he would lift his head up, look at my body, while I was lying down fully naked in front of him, between his hands within his own reach, as if he could not believe he had a full control of my body.

 

Finally he was between my legs, he spread them wider, took a full look at my pussy, then looking me in the eyes telling me how beautiful I was, how precious my body was, and how lovely my pussy looked.

 

I felt him cubing my pussy with his palm shaking it slowly, then moving his palm passing his fingers over my pussy lips which were getting so swelled already and wet.

 

He was moisturizing his finger with my pussy dampness, and then passing it over my pussy lips to my pussy hole, so slow, and passionately.

 

He lowered his head, sticking his tongue out, as I felt his tongue tip touched my pussy lips, I shivered all over.

 

I felt, as if, an electric current passed through my whole body, starting at my pussy lips distributing radially to my whole body, to my nipples which got harder than they already were.

 

He was softly passing his tongue tip over my pussy lips, up and down, from my hard clit to my pussy hole, and then his fingers parted my pussy lips helping his tongue sinking deeper in me.

 

My whole body tensed up, I felt as if a huge orgasm was building up in my pussy.

 

His movements over my pussy, in and out of it, touching and sucking on my clit, all was making my orgasm speed up, I was breathing harder, moaning louder and louder.

 

Finally I was on the verge of Cumming, when he was helping me by speeding up the process of licking me and sucking my clit, till I finally was shivering, shaking, and having an orgasm.

 

My pussy juices flew out, wetting my pussy lips and then his mouth lips and tongue, he was slurping it in his mouth, sucking it, drip by drip making me faint of joy and pleasure.

 

Being like a little bird shaking between the arms of a strong, big old man, a feeling that can only be described as being in true heaven.

 

As of a sudden my whole body relaxed, my muscles relaxed and softened as well, I opened my eyes, looked at him, with his huge smile of satisfaction on my face, he smiled back with a “happy baby?” remark.

 

My answer came with a very soft feminine voice “yes, very happy uncle, thank you”, he smiled looking me all over saying, “thank me?, no baby, thanks to you, thanks god for giving me this opportunity of being in heaven, having control over such a young, angle of beauty like you, it is like a dream come true for me”

 

I extended both of my hands to him seeking his help for me to get up, he held both of my hands, and I got up, sat next to him with a big smile.

 

I said, “Uncle, it is time for this, what you call an angle, to return the favor, and take care of her uncle, so just lie down and relax and let me show you, no matter how young, I may look to you, but my expertise of pleasing you to the best point”.

 

He laid down on his back, I kissed him on the lips for a while, while we had our tongues searching each other mouth, same time I was unbuttoning his top, he had a set of pajamas on, then I lowered his pants, taking them out, I looked at his body, teasing his already hard cock under his boxers, I was rubbing his dick over the boxers.

 

Then I lowered his boxers, revealing his cock, which was slightly thin, but long enough of about 7 inches or more, some pubic hair, but soft and clean.

 

I held his cock in my hand massaging it slowly up and down, stuck my tongue out, passed my tongue tip over its shiny reddish head, and then passed my tongue over its length, up and down.

 

I opened my mouth, let his cock in between my lips, wrapping my lips around it like a little ring, lowering my head to take it deeper, when he shivered and almost jumped.

 

I looked him in the eyes, saying, “What?” he answered, “Nothing, I just could not believe I could ever dream of such young, golden lips wrapped around my cock”

 

I laughed, saying nothing, but started lowering my head to his cock, taking it deeper inch by inch, till I felt its head touched inner parts of my throat.

 

I paused for a second, straightened my head, for it to go in my throat, then pushed further till I felt it sinking slowly and easily in my throat, I did not stop till I felt his balls and pubic area were touching my lips.

 

I looked him in the eyes, feeling lots of satisfaction on his face, with high moans of pleasure, then reversed the process, by sliding his cock out of my mouth inch by inch, till I was at the cock head again.

 

I licked his cock head again, gave it a few soft kisses and sucks, I felt it filled with pre cum, which tasted a little salty but good as I licked it all off of his cock head.

 

I sucked his cock for a few more laps, making sure I do not get him close to cum, as I know at this age I could barely get one cum, I did not want it in my mouth, I have to feel this cock inside of me.

 

I pulled it out of my mouth slowly, looked him In the eyes, then I pulled myself upwards, saddling his body with my pussy over his cock.

 

I started lowering my body over his; he held his dick with his hand, guiding it to my pussy, when my pussy lips touched his cock head.

 

He asked me to stop, he rubbed his dickhead to my pussy lips, parting them and pushing it up and down, teasing me, boiling me up, making me more than ready for it.

 

I could no longer wait, I was so horny, with fire building in my pussy and all over my body, and I lowered my body down on his cock, feeling his cock head easily pumping into my cunt hole.

 

Oh God, it felt so good, almost making a virtual noise of pumping in, I paused for a second, then started sliding it down in my pussy, till I finally sat over it, being so deep in me to the last inch.

 

We paused for a moment, when he said, “I was afraid you were virgin, hating to stop at this point of top pleasure to both of us, but did not want to take your virginity”

 

I gave him a naughty smile saying, “and now what do you think?” he said, “I don’t seem to be the first man to fuck you”, I shook my head with a no, smiling.

 

It was of a very comfortable size cock, for me to easily take and adopt for, so no waiting was required, I started pulling up again, then down, dancing on his cock taking it deep in my pussy then out again.

 

I felt his hands holding my tits, which were bouncing up and down, he started rubbing them, taking the nipples in his mouth when he gets the chance as I lower myself down.

 

I was taking my time fucking this older, pussy hungry man, enjoying it, pleasing him to the best I could, for the best oral sex I got from him earlier.

 

He stopped me, saying, “Sweet beauty queen, can I fuck you the way I like it?” I answered instantly, “You sure can uncle”

 

I lifted myself up, pulled his cock out of my pussy all the way, got off, while he got up, helped me lie down on bed.

 

He grabbed a pillow, placed it under my lower back side, lifting my ass and pussy up to perfectly facing him position.

 

He lowered his head first, licked my pussy, then went to my asshole, licking and kissing till he got it so wet, then he inserted a finger in my ass while getting up again, positioned himself between my legs, lifted them up.

 

He was holding his cock in his hand, guiding it to my body, till I felt his cock head touching and rubbing my asshole, this time instead of my pussy, he looked me in the eyes, smiled asking, “ can I fuck you in the ass baby, could you take it in your ass?”

 

I smiled back, saying, “Yes I can take it in my ass, and I would love you to fuck my ass uncle”, he seems to love my answer.

 

He kept trying to push his cock in my ass hole slowly and easily in a considerate way, he was trying in and out, till we both felt his cock head pupping into my ass.

 

He paused for a second; I nodded for him to continue, as I felt no pain any more, just a little as he was pushing the head in, but no longer, he was pushing it in and out, inch by inch till I finally felt his cock deep in my ass. He rested a little.

 

He pulled his cock out of my ass all the way except for the head, and then pumped it at once in me this time, a moan of pleasure came out of my mouth.

 

He got a full control of my body now, my legs wide spread folded, my knees to my chest, his arms around my legs holding, fondling and rubbing my tits, while his cock was sliding in and out of my ass.

 

Once in a while he would pull one hand away from my tit, rubbing my pussy in circles on my clit, then a finger in my pussy, while the ass fuck process is going in same rhythm.

 

All of that action was building fire as hell in my body, and his’, same time, we were both moaning louder and louder.

 

I have already had an orgasm in this position, the second orgasm was building up in my pussy, while he was close enough to cum too.

 

He was screaming louder and louder, telling me he is ready to shoot his load of cum, asking where I want it, I told him, I want it in my ass, where his cock is fucking me now.

 

I started feeling his cock head swelling bigger, getting warmer then I felt his load pumping inside of me, letting his thick cock cream out into my ass hole, making it slippery and so wet, even making special noises as he continued fucking me in and out.

 

Finally he stopped moving, relaxed a little, till I felt his cock shrinking slowly inside of me, then he pulled it out, let my legs fall back down.

 

He rested his body next to mine, with his hand over me, relaxing, till he was falling asleep, I let him relax for a while then I woke him up, asking him to get dressed and get back as the night is almost over, and dad is about to wake up.

 

Dina

 

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FOR MEN ONLY-19 Secrets Women Wish to Know

FOR MEN ONLY-19 Secrets Women Wish to Know

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Most Sensitive Parts of a Woman’s Body

Most Sensitive Parts of a Woman’s Body

If heaven and hell collide together, if light and darkness meet each other, if love and lust become communion with each other, if you counterfeit your own self, what would be the result of it. Those results are highly unimaginable. Such will be the results of sexual intercourse with a person whom you love.

Men make few mistakes in this miracle of having Sex, sometimes they regret, sometimes they moan and groan. Yes ! Men lack lack the core part of having sex. The Foreplay. Foreplay is the art playing with your partner in both mind and body.  For a good foreplay, you should be knowing the most sensitive parts of a woman’s body.

To arouse Women to the heaven, you should well handling the art of foreplay and so it is necessary that you should be understanding each others body very well before performing the magic. Contemplation and comprehension will be the best part of it, so talk as much as possible before the intercourse. Tell all your needs and in the same way listen to what your partner wishes. So what are most sensitive parts of women ?

Most Sensitive Parts of a Female Body :

  • Hand
  • Ear
  • Neck
  • Breast (Boobs)
  • Thigh
  • Ridge (Spine)
  • Feet

Hands :
Hands are not only made for stimulating other parts, but it also can stimulate other hands. A girl’s hands are also one of the sensitive parts of women. Fingers have the ability to stimulate sexually and the lady love will surely be pleased.  Start holding your partners hand and enjoy the ride.

Ears :

Women get sexually stimulated when she is been kissed on her ears from behind. Just a soft kiss will do and she will be surely stimulated and I bet this will happen. She will even get more romantic than ever before .

Neck :
Just do not think that only the genitals and the secondary sexual characteristics can switch on a woman. There are other parts where women will get aroused. Explore them and find the treasure trove.  Switch on the neck that is believed to make women quickly aroused.

Breast (Boobs)
The most and finest sensitive part of a woman. One single touch of it can make wonders happen and this part plays the main role in foreplay. Men easily get aroused by just one look of it. Not only men but women too get aroused with one touch and squeeze. But the main thing to remember is that Handle it with care and do not hurt her in petting.  Gentle touch ! Main Point to remember.

Thigh
The next most sensitive part of women’s body is the thigh . Go around in circular motion, this means that you are inviting for the intercourse.  This is the Yes and No part of the foreplay. The key to heaven’s door.

Ridge (Spine)

Once you are done, do not get tired. Add fuel to fire. Take hold of the ridge and give that extra mood to your partner.  Look at the expressing your partner gives while you do so. Her expressions will take you to heaven.

Feet
There is also a false belief that women are not aroused by their feet. It is evident that woman get aroused  by their feet.  Smooch your partner’s feet and touch it very gently.

Now you are done with the foreplay. Do not waste any more time.

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