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My Father’s Friend

 

 

When this incident happened, I was about 16 years old, have not had sex with my father yet, but I was not a virgin.

 

My father and I were alone in our house, when the rest of the family were away for a couple of days; my father had some plans of spending some time with one of his very close friends, at the house, having drinks and playing chess or cards.

 

I gave dad and his friend some services of presenting their drinks and so on; I was informed that dad’s friend will spend the night at our house, in my brother’s room.

 

As they were watching TV, while playing their game, I was in my room, watching TV and browsing the internet making some chats with friends and so on.

 

They were going back and forth to the bathroom as they drank lots of beer and alcohol, when I leave my door cracked, I notice them; they are of almost same age, forties.

 

My bedroom door is located at the corridor which has the bathroom at the end of it, I noticed my dad’s friend walks slowly, noiseless, when he goes to use the bathroom, his eyes peeking inside my bedroom, it did not bother me, I know him very well, he is a little naughty too.

 

A little after midnight, I was in my room, no longer hearing their noises as they were getting partially drunk.

 

I got up, checked on them, my dad was a sleep in his room with his door closed, his friend was asleep too, or looked like he was, the room door was fully open, I came back to my room, put on a porno movie on CD and started watching it.

 

I took off my nighties, I was fully topless, but I had my panties on, getting turned on and horny, watching the porno movie alone, so I had my hand on my tits, while the other hand was under my panties, I took off my panties, became fully naked.

 

I was very horny, my hand was rubbing my tits, pinching my own hard erected nipples, while my other hand was on my pussy, a finger sinking deep in my pussy while the index finger rubbing my hard clit in circles.

 

My eyes were closed , my back arching upward, making some noises as I was masturbating,  I felt I heard some noise, I opened my eyes on the surprise of my dad’s friend standing next to my bed watching me  , his hand was on his, already hard, cock over the pants.

 

I almost fainted of shock, froze, as I was,  about to scream when he put his hand on my mouth asking me to hush, and keep quiet, I was very embarrassed, but he was looking me in the eyes smiling.

 

“How did you get here uncle”, I asked him when he eased his hand from my mouth, as I covered my pussy with one hand, the other hand on my tits.

 

He said, “I wanted to use the bathroom, when I saw your door cracked, with lights on, I came closer, saw you in this state, I could not resist so I just walked in”

 

He continued, “You have grown up so fast Dina, you are so gorgeous, looking like an angle, he put his hand on my tit rubbed it, and pinched my nipple, but I pushed his hand a way.

 

He said “please let me just feel your precious body Dina, I won’t hurt you”, I said, “but my dad is out there, please leave before I scream and call him.

 

He smiled saying “you wouldn’t do it baby, what would an old man, like me, do to someone so precious and gorgeous like you, except enjoy the sight and feels of it?”

 

I begged him to leave me alone, when I felt his hand was going over my tits rubbing and pinching, he put his other hand on my mouth again, begging me to keep quiet,

 

He was using some force to pin me down not to be able to struggle, but he was nice and friendly at the same time.

 

He placed his hand on my pussy this time, pushed my hand away started rubbing my pussy, as I was trying to move his hand a way but I could not.

 

As I felt both of his hands on my body, pussy and tits, I was about to scream when he put his hand on my mouth again, asking me to hush up and be quiet again.

 

But as he did this, his palm was cubing my bare, hairless pussy, while his index finger on my clit, rubbing it in circles, I was feeling more turned on, even loosening up, somehow accepting the situation.

 

Well, I can’t be blamed, I was watching a sex movie, and fully nude, masturbating, then discovered this older, pussy hungry man, rubbing my pussy and tits.

 

I could clearly see his, hard on, under his pants, all of this made me ease up and accept situation, not thinking of what would happen if my father wakes up.

 

I closed my eyes, started moaning, arching my back up, closer to his hand on my pussy, he slowly moved his other hand away from my mouth as he felt me softening and stopping retaliations.

 

He leaned over, kissed me on the lip mumbling how much of a beautiful angle I looked, he was kissing me smoothly and softly on my lips while his hand was still doing its lovely job on my pussy, but much  slower this time.

 

His kissing process was going downwards, ears, back of ears, neck, then to my tits, as he was rubbing my tits, sucking them, and sucking on my nipples one by one, I was moaning louder and louder, enjoying every move he was making.

 

He seemed to like my reaction so far, taking it as a full approval of his act, which actually was in a way.

 

I cannot deny the pleasure I was getting, being spoiled by this older man, treated softly, nicely, and my body being adored, respected the way I like it to be.

 

I decided why not let him spoil me, please me, and enjoy me, it would have been foolish to stop him at that point.

 

His way down wards was going so slow, as he was at my belly rubbing, kissing and manipulating my body, adoring it, my belly button got so much attention from him.

 

After every move of his tongue and fingers on my body, he would lift his head up, look at my body, while I was lying down fully naked in front of him, between his hands within his own reach, as if he could not believe he had a full control of my body.

 

Finally he was between my legs, he spread them wider, took a full look at my pussy, then looking me in the eyes telling me how beautiful I was, how precious my body was, and how lovely my pussy looked.

 

I felt him cubing my pussy with his palm shaking it slowly, then moving his palm passing his fingers over my pussy lips which were getting so swelled already and wet.

 

He was moisturizing his finger with my pussy dampness, and then passing it over my pussy lips to my pussy hole, so slow, and passionately.

 

He lowered his head, sticking his tongue out, as I felt his tongue tip touched my pussy lips, I shivered all over.

 

I felt, as if, an electric current passed through my whole body, starting at my pussy lips distributing radially to my whole body, to my nipples which got harder than they already were.

 

He was softly passing his tongue tip over my pussy lips, up and down, from my hard clit to my pussy hole, and then his fingers parted my pussy lips helping his tongue sinking deeper in me.

 

My whole body tensed up, I felt as if a huge orgasm was building up in my pussy.

 

His movements over my pussy, in and out of it, touching and sucking on my clit, all was making my orgasm speed up, I was breathing harder, moaning louder and louder.

 

Finally I was on the verge of Cumming, when he was helping me by speeding up the process of licking me and sucking my clit, till I finally was shivering, shaking, and having an orgasm.

 

My pussy juices flew out, wetting my pussy lips and then his mouth lips and tongue, he was slurping it in his mouth, sucking it, drip by drip making me faint of joy and pleasure.

 

Being like a little bird shaking between the arms of a strong, big old man, a feeling that can only be described as being in true heaven.

 

As of a sudden my whole body relaxed, my muscles relaxed and softened as well, I opened my eyes, looked at him, with his huge smile of satisfaction on my face, he smiled back with a “happy baby?” remark.

 

My answer came with a very soft feminine voice “yes, very happy uncle, thank you”, he smiled looking me all over saying, “thank me?, no baby, thanks to you, thanks god for giving me this opportunity of being in heaven, having control over such a young, angle of beauty like you, it is like a dream come true for me”

 

I extended both of my hands to him seeking his help for me to get up, he held both of my hands, and I got up, sat next to him with a big smile.

 

I said, “Uncle, it is time for this, what you call an angle, to return the favor, and take care of her uncle, so just lie down and relax and let me show you, no matter how young, I may look to you, but my expertise of pleasing you to the best point”.

 

He laid down on his back, I kissed him on the lips for a while, while we had our tongues searching each other mouth, same time I was unbuttoning his top, he had a set of pajamas on, then I lowered his pants, taking them out, I looked at his body, teasing his already hard cock under his boxers, I was rubbing his dick over the boxers.

 

Then I lowered his boxers, revealing his cock, which was slightly thin, but long enough of about 7 inches or more, some pubic hair, but soft and clean.

 

I held his cock in my hand massaging it slowly up and down, stuck my tongue out, passed my tongue tip over its shiny reddish head, and then passed my tongue over its length, up and down.

 

I opened my mouth, let his cock in between my lips, wrapping my lips around it like a little ring, lowering my head to take it deeper, when he shivered and almost jumped.

 

I looked him in the eyes, saying, “What?” he answered, “Nothing, I just could not believe I could ever dream of such young, golden lips wrapped around my cock”

 

I laughed, saying nothing, but started lowering my head to his cock, taking it deeper inch by inch, till I felt its head touched inner parts of my throat.

 

I paused for a second, straightened my head, for it to go in my throat, then pushed further till I felt it sinking slowly and easily in my throat, I did not stop till I felt his balls and pubic area were touching my lips.

 

I looked him in the eyes, feeling lots of satisfaction on his face, with high moans of pleasure, then reversed the process, by sliding his cock out of my mouth inch by inch, till I was at the cock head again.

 

I licked his cock head again, gave it a few soft kisses and sucks, I felt it filled with pre cum, which tasted a little salty but good as I licked it all off of his cock head.

 

I sucked his cock for a few more laps, making sure I do not get him close to cum, as I know at this age I could barely get one cum, I did not want it in my mouth, I have to feel this cock inside of me.

 

I pulled it out of my mouth slowly, looked him In the eyes, then I pulled myself upwards, saddling his body with my pussy over his cock.

 

I started lowering my body over his; he held his dick with his hand, guiding it to my pussy, when my pussy lips touched his cock head.

 

He asked me to stop, he rubbed his dickhead to my pussy lips, parting them and pushing it up and down, teasing me, boiling me up, making me more than ready for it.

 

I could no longer wait, I was so horny, with fire building in my pussy and all over my body, and I lowered my body down on his cock, feeling his cock head easily pumping into my cunt hole.

 

Oh God, it felt so good, almost making a virtual noise of pumping in, I paused for a second, then started sliding it down in my pussy, till I finally sat over it, being so deep in me to the last inch.

 

We paused for a moment, when he said, “I was afraid you were virgin, hating to stop at this point of top pleasure to both of us, but did not want to take your virginity”

 

I gave him a naughty smile saying, “and now what do you think?” he said, “I don’t seem to be the first man to fuck you”, I shook my head with a no, smiling.

 

It was of a very comfortable size cock, for me to easily take and adopt for, so no waiting was required, I started pulling up again, then down, dancing on his cock taking it deep in my pussy then out again.

 

I felt his hands holding my tits, which were bouncing up and down, he started rubbing them, taking the nipples in his mouth when he gets the chance as I lower myself down.

 

I was taking my time fucking this older, pussy hungry man, enjoying it, pleasing him to the best I could, for the best oral sex I got from him earlier.

 

He stopped me, saying, “Sweet beauty queen, can I fuck you the way I like it?” I answered instantly, “You sure can uncle”

 

I lifted myself up, pulled his cock out of my pussy all the way, got off, while he got up, helped me lie down on bed.

 

He grabbed a pillow, placed it under my lower back side, lifting my ass and pussy up to perfectly facing him position.

 

He lowered his head first, licked my pussy, then went to my asshole, licking and kissing till he got it so wet, then he inserted a finger in my ass while getting up again, positioned himself between my legs, lifted them up.

 

He was holding his cock in his hand, guiding it to my body, till I felt his cock head touching and rubbing my asshole, this time instead of my pussy, he looked me in the eyes, smiled asking, “ can I fuck you in the ass baby, could you take it in your ass?”

 

I smiled back, saying, “Yes I can take it in my ass, and I would love you to fuck my ass uncle”, he seems to love my answer.

 

He kept trying to push his cock in my ass hole slowly and easily in a considerate way, he was trying in and out, till we both felt his cock head pupping into my ass.

 

He paused for a second; I nodded for him to continue, as I felt no pain any more, just a little as he was pushing the head in, but no longer, he was pushing it in and out, inch by inch till I finally felt his cock deep in my ass. He rested a little.

 

He pulled his cock out of my ass all the way except for the head, and then pumped it at once in me this time, a moan of pleasure came out of my mouth.

 

He got a full control of my body now, my legs wide spread folded, my knees to my chest, his arms around my legs holding, fondling and rubbing my tits, while his cock was sliding in and out of my ass.

 

Once in a while he would pull one hand away from my tit, rubbing my pussy in circles on my clit, then a finger in my pussy, while the ass fuck process is going in same rhythm.

 

All of that action was building fire as hell in my body, and his’, same time, we were both moaning louder and louder.

 

I have already had an orgasm in this position, the second orgasm was building up in my pussy, while he was close enough to cum too.

 

He was screaming louder and louder, telling me he is ready to shoot his load of cum, asking where I want it, I told him, I want it in my ass, where his cock is fucking me now.

 

I started feeling his cock head swelling bigger, getting warmer then I felt his load pumping inside of me, letting his thick cock cream out into my ass hole, making it slippery and so wet, even making special noises as he continued fucking me in and out.

 

Finally he stopped moving, relaxed a little, till I felt his cock shrinking slowly inside of me, then he pulled it out, let my legs fall back down.

 

He rested his body next to mine, with his hand over me, relaxing, till he was falling asleep, I let him relax for a while then I woke him up, asking him to get dressed and get back as the night is almost over, and dad is about to wake up.

 

Dina

 

Strawberry Smoothie for acne problems and constipation

 

Strawberry Smoothie
Mix in a blender the following ingredients.
1 banana
1-tablespoon of lecithin granules
1-teaspoon of any type of bran
1 cup or more 50:50 rice dream: almond milk
Now add strawberries one by one with the blender on until you get the consistency you like.
1-tablespoon flax seeds
1 or 2 tablespoons sunflower seeds
1-teaspoon sesame seeds
1 tablespoon of flax seed oil
You can add liquid minerals or vitamins to these smoothies and give them an additional nutritional value.
There you have the smoothies that I make. Start making and drinking them and see the health benefits that you’ll get.

The Miracle Mask

 

The Miracle Mask

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This DIY mask, made of nutmeg, honey, and cinnamon, is calming and soothing for stressed-out skin – in addition, it smells absolutely amazing!

The secret? Nutmeg and honey act as natural anti-inflammatories, which can reduce swelling and redness in skin. They’re also great for soothing acne scars and preventing infection. In addition, the nutmeg and cinnamon also work to exfoliate your skin when you wash this mask off.

Before you begin, it’s always a good idea to do a small test with homemade mixes on your skin to make sure you don’t have a bad reaction to any ingredients. So remember to do a quick patch test on sensitive skin, like that on the inside of your wrist, before applying this mask to your face.

To create the mask, mix 2 tablespoons of honey with a teaspoon of cinnamon and a teaspoon of nutmeg. The consistency should be like a thick paste. After it’s all mixed, apply the mask to your face and let it sit for 30 minutes. Wash it off with warm water, scrubbing softly in circular motion for exfoliation.

http://www.collegefashion.net/beauty-and-hair/dorm-room-spa-3-easy-diy-beauty-recipes-to-try/

 

10 Everyday Things That Age You

10 Everyday Things That Age You

Find out how to limit the damage of the elements that wreak havoc on your skin
 
Inflammatory Foods

If your daily meals are filled with foods that cause chronic inflammation, such as vegetable oils, margarine, red meats, white bread, or sugary, processed foods, you’re not doing your skin any favors. These foods can cause inflammation in your body, which may accelerate wrinkle formation. To prevent premature aging, stock up on foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids and alpha-linolenic acid (ALA) such as flaxseeds, flaxseed oil, avocados, salmon, and and olive oil. These foods will help your skin maintain its soft and supple look.

Be sure to load up on fruits and veggies, too. Fresh produce is abundant in zinc, selenium, vitamin C, and beta carotene, all of which are key players in the body’s production of collagen (which keeps skin firm), as well as protecting against free radicals. Two good options are red bell peppers and carrots. Simply slice them up for a convenient on-the-go snack you can take anywhere. Not a fan? Try upping your intake of broccoli—just 1 cup has 100 percent of the total daily recommended value of vitamin C.

Lastly, make sure you’re getting enough protein—recent studies show that an insufficient amount of protein can cause tears, wrinkles, and cracks in your skin. Aim to get at least one protein-containing food (for example, eggs, lean beef or poultry, beans) at each meal.

Hormonal Imbalances

Your body produces human growth hormone (HGH) in the pituitary gland. Among its many functions, HGH works with collagen to maintain skin and muscle composition. As you age, your body’s natural production of collagen slows, which can lead to looser and thinner skin. While you may not be able to stop time completely in its tracks, you can slow its effects: The results of a 2012 double-blind study on supplement brand SeroVital suggests that certain combinations of amino acids can actually stimulate the body’s production of HGH, which in turn, can help promote collagen production and help you maintain your firm, smooth skin. Both male and female patients given a special blend of amino acids saw a mean increase of more than six times the levels of HGH they started with at the beginning of the study. The patients also experienced faster metabolism and increased endurance.

Anecdotal evidence also seems promising: People who have taken HGH injections or supplements report brighter skin, better hearing, an improved sex drive, and having more energy.

 http://www.shape.com/lifestyle/beauty-style/10-everyday-things-age-you/slide/2

Happy Hour

Alcohol is a natural diuretic, according to Huffington Post Healthy Living, so the more you drink, the more dehydrated you become. Besides sapping the natural moisture from your skin, excessive alcohol also triggers rosacea outbreaks and exacerbates fine lines, acne, and wrinkles, all of which instantly make you look older. You don’t have to swear off the bottle altogether, but by drinking less, your liver doesn’t have to work as hard to flush out toxins and impurities from your body, and when it works more efficiently, you’ll see the results in your skin.

Stress

Nothing takes its toll on your body faster than constant worry, anxiety, or stress. In fact, a 2012 study suggests that job-related stress can have a harmful effect on DNA in your cells. According to an article published by Huffington Post, researchers measured the length of DNA sections called telomeres and found that people with the most work-related stress had the shortest telomeres, causing cells to die or become damaged, which may speed up the aging process. Additionally, stress can age your brain, increase your blood pressure, and disrupt your sleeping habits, all of which combined can make you look older, as well.

It’s hard for most people to reduce the amount of work-related stress they face (and if you can, we want to work where you do!), but hopefully, you can dial it down with just a few simple lifestyle tweaks. Limit the amount of caffeine you drink, avoid processed foods, which can put stress on your digestive system, and try taking up a weekly yoga or meditation session to boost your mood and calm your mind. Not your thing?

Too Little Sleep

More than a third of American adults don’t get the recommended amount of sleep per night, which can cause big-time negative effects on your health, such as weight gain, impaired immune system, decreased focus, sallow skin, and compromised memory.

If you can, try to get between seven and nine hours of sleep per night. But be careful: Sleeping too long on one side of your face can cause wrinkles and “sleep lines”, according to an article by Allure. The best way to avoid fine lines and wrinkles is by sleeping on your back or purchasing smooth pillowslip cases. “Satin or silk is best,” Fransesca Fusco, assistant clinical professor of dermatology at Mount Sinai Medical center in New York, told the magazine. “Or buy the softest, highest-thread-count fabric you can find.”

 

Sunbathing

As amazing as that sun feels on your body, sunbathing or tanning is one of the worst things you can do for your skin. Besides the risk of cancer, excessive UV ray exposure weakens your skin cells and blood vessels, which causes that tanned, leathery look you see on people who’ve spent their entire lives outdoors. Interestingly enough, it can even make your skin more susceptible to bruising.

So how do you protect yourself? Sunscreen. All day, every day. It may seem obvious, but a recent four-year Australian study just officially confirmed what experts have long suspected: That the regular, daily application of sunscreen can fight wrinkles, reduce the risk of developing skin cancer, and keep your skin smooth and resilient.

To make sure you’re maximizing the benefits of sunscreen, use about 1 ounce (that’s the size of a standard shot glass) of SPF 30 sunscreen for your entire body, with a nickel-sized amount for your face, and remember to reapply sunscreen every two hours, especially on those hot summer days when you’re constantly in and out of the pool.

If you skipped the sunblock and are already burned, there may not be a lot you can do, but the next time you go out, arm yourself against the sun’s harmful rays by combining your daily moisturizer with a vitamin C serum, such as Youth Corrider Boost 2.0 to reverse the damage. “Studies have shown that if you put vitamin C on the skin, it somewhat prevents the skin from getting burned,” Gerald Imber, M.D., a plastic surgeon practicing in New York and author of the Youth Corridor told SHAPE. “If you add vitamin E, the effect is a little bit better. And if you add melatonin to the mix, it dramatically protects your skin.”

Smoking

 

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You already know that smoking is linked to heart disease, infertility, bladder cancer, high blood pressure, and of course, lung cancer, but if none of those side effects motivate you to ditch the ciggies for good, maybe vanity will: Not only can regular smoking exacerbate skin conditions such as psoriasis, but it chronically deprives your skin cells of oxygen, which can lead to pale, uneven coloring. Smoking and secondhand smoke also trigger the breakdown of collagen and can lead to loose, saggy skin, not just on your face, but even on your upper arms and breasts. Lastly, smokers are constantly using the muscles around their mouth as they puff away, which is what causes those deep wrinkles longtime smokers often sport. Attractive, no?

Neglecting Your Eye Health

This is a good habit to start early, says Debra Jaliman, M.D., author of Skin Rules: Trade Secrets from a Top New York Dermatologist. “The skin around your eyes is the thinnest and has very few oil glands,” she says. Pamper your eyes with a little TLC and stave off signs of aging by picking a daily eye cream that include peptides—they work to stimulate collagen production and prevent fine lines. Be sure to check the label: Other notable ingredients that reduce puffiness, lines, wrinkles, and under eye circles are caffeine, nicotinic acid (a form of the B vitamin niacin), and eyeliss.

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Pregnant women in workforce face more discrimination

Pregnant women in workforce face more discrimination

The discrimination of pregnant women working has increased according to a report from Australia’s Fair Work Ombudsman

For the first time in Australia, workplace discrimination against pregnant women has overtaken that against people with a disability.

In the past year alone, the Fair Work Ombudsman investigated 235 complaints of workplace discrimination. The most common involved pregnancy, making up 28% of all complaints – 7% higher than 2010-2011 levels. By contrast, 21% of discrimination complaints were based on physical or mental disability, down from 25%.

From July 2009 to July 2013 the ombudsman began investigations into 692 discrimination complaints – 133 of which related to pregnancy discrimination. The highest number occurred in 2010-2011 with 47 complaints.

“In a small number of discrimination cases where the breaches are very serious or deliberate – or where the employer refuses to co-operate and take action to resolve the matter – the Fair Work Ombudsman can initiate litigation action in the courts,” a spokesman told Guardian Australia.

At least five of these have led to court imposed penalties or are still before the courts.

Former owner-operators of one Sydney business were ordered to pay a fine of more than $20,000 plus $2,207 compensation to an employee who was demoted and mistreated after she told them she was pregnant.

The employee, a Chinese woman in her 30s who had lived in Australia for seven years, told her bosses that she was pregnant and that she planned to take time off around the time of the birth. She was informed that her job may not be open for her on her return.

In August 2009, the woman suffered a miscarriage and took sick leave. When she returned to work she was demoted to a job involving primarily manual labour. After she complained and asked for her previous position to be reinstated, the woman was told “many employees resign when they fall pregnant and then stay at home in bed”, according to an ombudsman report.

“Demoting and creating an unpleasant work environment for an employee because they are pregnant is a blatant breach of workplace law and must be discouraged,” said Fair Work ombudsman Nicholas Wilson.

“Any employer who is not sure of how they can accommodate their business needs around a staff member’s pregnancy is encouraged to discuss this with us.”

The data, released in the department’s annual report also revealed that the ombudsman has “achieved court ordered penalties of more than $1.6m in 45 decided matters,” in 2012-13.

More than 65% of the 26,574 complaints received were resolved through dispute resolution services, the report said.

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/nov/06/pregnant-women-workforce-discrimination-fair-work-ombudsman

No Woman, No Drive

No Woman, No Drive

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Comedian Hisham Fageeh’s satirical play on Bob Marley’s ‘No Woman, No Cry,’ which has inspired contentious responses, ridicules justifications offered by ban supporters, such as the argument that driving damages ovaries. Female protesters in Saudi Arabia are driving publicly and posting videos and photos online.

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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2013, 10:59 AM
The a cappella song features duplicated and layered vocals, along with a ‘Brady Bunch’-like visual representing the different versions of Fageeh.

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“No Woman, No Drive,” a satirical tune performed by comedian Hisham Fageeh, lampoons Saudi Arabia’s ban on female drivers while featuring a ‘Brady Bunch’-like visual representing the different versions of Fageeh singing.

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A controversial law banning Saudi Arabian women from driving is now drawing laughs around the world thanks to a hit new song in both the U.S. and Saudi Arabia.

“No Woman, No Drive,” a satirical tune playing on Bob Marley’s “No Woman, No Cry” lampoons the Islamic kingdom’s ban on female drivers and the justifications offered by it backers.

Wearing a ghutra headdress and robe, comedian Hisham Fageeh duplicates and layers his a cappella vocals. One version of himself uses a scratchy beard as a rhythmic shaker.

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“Say I remember when you used to sit, in the family car, but backseat,” he begins. “Ova-ovaries all safe and well, so you can make lots and lots of babies.”

The YouTube video has been seen more than 5.4 million times since its posting on Saturday and is the most watched video in Saudi Arabia. Not all viewers have realized it is being satirical, however.

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The YouTube video has been seen more than 5.4 million times since its posting on Saturday and is the most watched video in Saudi Arabia. Not all viewers have realized it is being satirical, however.

Fageeh goes on to sing about women being better off staying home to cook as subtitles are provided in both English and Arabic.

As of Tuesday, it’s the most-watched YouTube video in Saudi Arabia.

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It’s been viewed more than 5.4 million times since its posting on Saturday — the day a campaign was launched in Saudi Arabia to encourage female drivers abroad.

The protesters argue the ban should be rescinded, but government officials say it is necessary because of the conservative Islamic kingdom’s beliefs.

Fageeh sings: ‘Ova-ovaries all safe and well, so you can make lots and lots of babies.’ The lyrics may sound shocking but they're actual arguments against female drivers.

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Fageeh sings: ‘Ova-ovaries all safe and well, so you can make lots and lots of babies.’ The lyrics may sound shocking but they’re actual arguments against female drivers.

Viewers had strongly mixed reactions to the video.

RELATED: SAUDI OFFICIALS SAY AIDING WOMEN DRIVERS COULD MEAN ARRESTS

“Love it!” wrote viewer Frau Fofo, “especially after having lived in Saudi for 4 years and not being able to drive myself.”

One viewer who slammed the creator as a bigot changed his tune after being told by another YouTube user that the creator was mocking the Saudi government and didn’t actually believe what he was singing.

“Really? Didn’t know. Knowing how close minding some men are in the middle east it wouldn’t have surprised me if it was,” wrote Lambeflores.

 

 

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Saudi Arabian women are currently protesting by driving around publicly while photographing or filming themselves for videos uploaded online, like this woman seen here.

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Fageeh’s suggestion that women’s ovaries are unsafe behind the wheel of a vehicle, however, are not actually off base from what at least one conservative Saudi Arabian cleric has claimed.

Sheikh Saleh bin Saad al-Lohaidan, a judicial adviser to an association of Gulf psychologists according to Reuters, argued women need to put “reason ahead of their hearts, emotions and passions.”

“If a woman drives a car, not out of pure necessity, that could have negative physiological impacts as functional and physiological medical studies show that it automatically affects the ovaries and pushes the pelvis upwards,” he told sabq.org.

“That is why we find those who regularly drive have children with clinical problems of varying degrees,” he added.

Saudi women are continuing their protest by driving in public and posting photographs or videos online.

Dozens of such videos have turned up on YouTube since despite threats by the government and police.

ngolgowski@nydailynews.com

 

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