Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the
paintings, and made it safely to his van..

However, he was captured only two
blocks away
when his van ran out of gas

When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime
and then make such an
obvious error,
he replied,

‘Monsieur, that is the reason I stole

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.’

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.