A Must Read for You Lazy Wives.

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her hyper active

husband’s constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for

him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make

love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, “Honey,

you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are

leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have

sex on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to
minimise the frequency

of our lovemaking sessions. Don’t be mad at me honey, just understand

where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding

of you.”

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the

note to the fridge door.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that

her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,

“Baby, I didn’t’
realise that I was putting you under so much

pressure

and I’m sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing

at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’

to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

I love you too, and remember it’s still TODAY, I am waiting for you

upstairs.”