A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her hyper active
husband’s constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for
him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make
love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, “Honey,
you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are
leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have
sex on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to
minimise the frequency
of our lovemaking sessions. Don’t be mad at me honey, just understand
where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the
note to the fridge door.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that
her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,
“Baby, I didn’t’
realise that I was putting you under so much
and I’m sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing
at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’
to make sure that we are on the same page.
I love you too, and remember it’s still TODAY, I am waiting for you